Awww yeah, get ready to feast on a nutritious diet of cardboard, paper, ink and plastic as Goat Simulator is getting ready to kick the shit out of a retail outlet near you. They said it shouldn’t be made, they said it couldn’t be made, they said it would never be more than a fad, they said it would never be playable, they said it would never be a game they… were… all… wrong!
Can you imagine the looks on peoples faces when they walk into their next big box retailer and see Goat Simulator on the shelf? What happens when Mom picks up the box and asks the nice man behind the counter if Goat Simulator is ok for her son? Does he say, only if your son loves to practice dark magic because you can sacrifice goats in it? Maybe he’ll be snarky and say sure, have him bring it to Sunday School and show all the other kids he can perform miracles like making goats rain from the sky.
It’s a keepsake, it’s a Goat Simulator, it’s a box, it’s Goat Simulator in a box and it’s here! Sadly it’s only here if you live in the UK but maybe you’re so fanatical about your wicked goat beard you’ll spend the extra change to import Goat Simulator across the pond via plane. A flying goat in a box you say, I can hear the chants now YES, YES, YES!
Source Link: http://www.goat-simulator.com
PRESS RELEASE
Goat Simulator To Be Available In a Box
Down on the farm at Koch Media we have been awaiting the imminent delivery of the next big boxed farming inspired release. We are happy to announce today that Goat Simulator will be available in the UK. In a box. Still on PC only, goat fans who want that goaty keepsake will be able to purchase on 23rd May 2014.
The fully edible* box contains all the point scoring goat destruction, Steam Workshop Support and bugs that are expected of the world’s best-selling goat simulation game.
You can be a goat. In a box.
- the box is only edible to goats. You are not really a goat. Please do not eat the box.
