Crazy Kickstarter Don’t Be Patchman Has 50 Hours Left

The hours are counting down as the crazy Kickstarter Don’t Be Patchman enters it’s final hours on the crowdfunding site. They’re currently sitting at 85% of their $25,000 CAD goal and need just a small push to get them over the line. I can’t really explain Don’t Be Patchman all that well except to say it’s isometric and absolutely INSANE and I like that. Be sure to check out the video above and watch the whole thing, trust me, $10 CAD gets you a copy of the game on release for PC, Mac or Linux.


PRESS RELEASE

Don’t Be Patchman – Kickstarter Counting Down

Counting down the clock on getting this game crowdfunded!
We’re over 80% now and things are looking promising!
But with only 3 days left, anything can happen…

COUNTDOWN TWEET
https://twitter.com/NaturallyIntel/status/579766829582782464

There is a new offer and new goodies in our latest private backer update (#14).

KICKSTARTER
http://kickstarter.dontbepatchman.com

Help Patchman rescue the Sheeple from enslavement by the Drone army!

The Sheeple are in trouble – they’ve been enslaved by the Drones – and it’s all Patchman’s fault!  Now it’s up to you to redeem Patchman, rescue the Sheeple, and uncover the awful secret behind the Drone army.  Stay out of sight, wear clever disguises, search the forest for seeds, grow fruits and plants, tear down propaganda, awaken the Sheeple to break the control scheme, and power down those nasty robots!  All that and more awaits in Don’t Be Patchman, a sneak-and-grow action/adventure game.

STEAM GREENLIGHT
http://steamgreenlight.dontbepatchman.com

QUOTES
“Delightfully weird – seriously, get some eyedrops” – IndieRuckus
“Don’t be fooled by the beautiful pixel art visuals into thinking that it is going to be easy” – GameRamble

Remember – you do not want to be Patchman!

WEBSITE
http://www.dontbepatchman.com

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