This trailer for No Pineapple Left Behind had me smiling from ear to ear in seconds. It says deep down what we all know, Pineapples are awesome at taking testes, kids need food, encouragement and have feelings, EW! All we need are for our little pineapples to do is test, test, test for we can make money, money, money! That’s why are principal you’ll want to make sure all the little children are turned into pineapples on their very first day at school and then you can sit back and watch that sweet tax money flow in, easy as pineapple sauce.
If being principal in No Pineapples Left Behind we a cakewalk then the evil wizard who’s helping you turn children into pineapples would be doing it himself. You’ll still need to rule with an iron fist, keep your teachers in line, manage the curriculum so those pineapples keep testing, manage staff, talk to parents or don’t, keep teachers, fire them it’s all in your hands Mr Principal. But even when the most unruly of all pineapples gets your sports blazer in a twist, remember there will be No Pineapple Left Behind, coming soon.
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No Pineapple Left Behind: A Lesson in Education Economics
April 9, 2015 – Sit up and pay attention! Today’s lesson is all about No Pineapple Left Behind, a satirical simulation of modern education and the tireless pursuit to create the perfect student body.
Watch the new education film:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ln7xrQM22VI
As the principal, it is your duty to manage the staff and finances (even if that means fudging a few numbers), dealing with bothersome parents, creating curriculums, and ultimately churning out the best little test-takers possible for the prestige of the school.
Lucky for you, an evil wizard has turned all the children into studious little pineapples.
But, there’s a problem. Your diligent pineapples keep turning back into children. Sure, human children ‘can’ get better grades, but they are so troublesome, incessantly complaining, procrastinating and snapping selfies when they should be studying. Tests are coming up and order must be maintained.
Features
• Manage the school’s curriculums, students and staff without going bankrupt.
• Dehumanize the children, turning them into orderly pineapples. Or…
• Deal with the complications of human children, for potentially better grades.
• Address parental concerns or maybe ignore them altogether.
• Lump the bad students together, expel them or even lie about their grades.
• Maintain a small staff of top-tier teachers or a large group of burned-out, underpaid teachers.
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About Subaltern Games
Subaltern Games, a rag-tag group of misfits, started as Seth Alter’s solo project with a whole lot of help from the local community and his little brother. Their first game was Neocolonialism, a game in which you try to extract as much wealth as possible from the world. No Pineapple Left Behind is their current project and is largely Seth’s response to his old teaching job.
